A duck for my birthday...

A farmer has twin sons whom he gives a duck for their 18th birthday.  He says, "Go into town and see what you can get for your birthday with this duck!  Then come back and tell me how it went."

Both boys agree and set off to town.  The first boy sells his duck for a few dollars, he buys some lunch, a beer, and sees a movie.  Not bad.

The second boy does a little better.  He proceeds to the local whorehouse and convinces one of the gals to give him the treatment in trade for the duck.  Being his first time, she tells him he's pretty good and offers to give him the duck back if he can get it up one more time.  He obliges, and is soon on his way back home to tell his father the good news.  On his way home a truck passes to close to him, the duck gets startled and gets killed by the truck.  Revealing his dismay for the situation the boy gets the driver to pay him $20 for the loss of his birthday duck.  Soon he finds himself at home.

The father asks both sons to tell him how their adventure went.  The first boy responds,  "I did pretty well, I was able to sell my duck for a few dollars,  buy some lunch, a beer, and see a movie."

"That's pretty good!" says Dad, "How about you?" to the other.  He says, "Well I think I did pretty well too, I got a f*ck for a duck, a duck for a f*ck, and twenty bucks for a f*cked up duck!" 

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