Think FAST!

A man in his 50's bought a new Porsche and was out driving on the interstate at a high rate of speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
 
"There's no way they can catch a Carrera," he thought to himself and sped up even more.

Then the reality of the situation hit him,

"What the heck am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it and the car.

The officer said

 "It's been a long day, it is the end of my shift, and I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."


The guy thinks for a second and says,

"Last week my wife ran off with a police officer. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."

 "Have a nice weekend," said the officer.

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