| (Published: Thu, 26 Jun 2008 17:27:04 -0400) |
| Think FAST! |
Think FAST!
A man in his 50's bought a new Porsche and was out driving on the interstate at a high rate of speed when he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him.
"There's no way they can catch a Carrera," he thought to himself and sped up even more. |
| Author: Ahren Lotze |
| Directory: Jokes & Humor |
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| (Published: Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:04:29 -0400) |
| Don't make me do it again... |
Don't make me do it again...
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had the habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, He found his horse had been stolen.
He went back into the ba |
| Author: Ahren Lotze |
| Directory: Jokes & Humor |
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| (Published: Sat, 29 Mar 2008 22:07:29 -0400) |
| Let me show you |
Let me show you
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a NYC cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop's expense.
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| Author: Ahren Lotze |
| Directory: Jokes & Humor |
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| (Published: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:10:08 -0400) |
| A duck for my birthday... |
A duck for my birthday...
A farmer has twin sons whom he gives a duck for their 18th birthday. He says, "Go into town and see what you can get for your birthday with this duck! Then come back and tell me how it went."
Both boys agree and set off to town. |
| Author: Ahren Lotze |
| Directory: Jokes & Humor |
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| (Published: Mon, 10 Mar 2008 12:08:47 -0400) |
| What is Gods cure for cottonmouth? |
What is Gods cure for cottonmouth?
Fresh Fruit, of course. Boy, was God thinking right.
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| Author: Ahren Lotze |
| Directory: Jokes & Humor |
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| (Published: Sat, 08 Mar 2008 16:29:43 -0500) |
| How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive? |
How do you make five pounds of fat look attractive?
Put a nipple on it.
Just an installment of my periodic joke articles for your enjoyment! ;p |
| Author: Ahren Lotze |
| Directory: Jokes & Humor |
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